What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis

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Online Theatre Review: Northern Soul's @CathyCrabb reviews an audio performance of Sunset on Tantobie at The Gala Theatre in Durham. @GalaDurham northernsoul.me.uk/online-the… pic.twitter.com/gcP9tYzA1U

Alfie ‘nose’ best when it comes to finding illegal tobacco. A clever sniffer dog was on the money when his keen nose helped uncover a haul of counterfeit cigarettes from a Harpurhey newsagent. Well done, Alfie! pic.twitter.com/PDKvwXpo1M

Ooh, we love it when we're quoted on a book cover! @MrGeetsRomo pic.twitter.com/2NDkzxKxkT