@EmmaYatesBadley So many photos. But, as it turns out, all croquettes look exactly the same.

We've said it before and we'll say it again, a mahoosive thank you to the headline sponsor of the 2018 Northern Soul Awards: AKA North. @AKAUK_North pic.twitter.com/brB6733QEr

A press release arrives. "The big winner of the Brussels best prawn croquette contest has been determined." Astonishingly, this is not a spoof.

@BenMyers1 If you have a whippet, you're golden.

Hurrah and huzzah! Readership for Northern Soul last week was up 100% year-on-year!